Mike Coase
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Those things. That's it. That's all the pool was. They have a lifeguard for that? You can drown in three feet of water. I'm aware of that.
Were you a strong swimmer? I was, but you didn't have to swim for this. You just had to learn CPR. But this area I worked in, it was all government housing. So the parents would assume that we were babysitters. So they would drop off their children who were horrendous all day long. They'd hit me. They'd fucking chase me. They'd lock me in the pit. They'd throw the keys down the well.
Were you a strong swimmer? I was, but you didn't have to swim for this. You just had to learn CPR. But this area I worked in, it was all government housing. So the parents would assume that we were babysitters. So they would drop off their children who were horrendous all day long. They'd hit me. They'd fucking chase me. They'd lock me in the pit. They'd throw the keys down the well.
Were you a strong swimmer? I was, but you didn't have to swim for this. You just had to learn CPR. But this area I worked in, it was all government housing. So the parents would assume that we were babysitters. So they would drop off their children who were horrendous all day long. They'd hit me. They'd fucking chase me. They'd lock me in the pit. They'd throw the keys down the well.
They were bad. One time there was a dead pigeon and it had no head. And they shoved a stick in it and then chased me around with the end of it all day.
They were bad. One time there was a dead pigeon and it had no head. And they shoved a stick in it and then chased me around with the end of it all day.
They were bad. One time there was a dead pigeon and it had no head. And they shoved a stick in it and then chased me around with the end of it all day.
Hey, it's good, clean Canadian fun. Yeah.
Hey, it's good, clean Canadian fun. Yeah.
Hey, it's good, clean Canadian fun. Yeah.
do you have you been in Los Angeles? Yeah. I'm never going to fucking get a nice car in the city. Everyone's driving like an ape. I'm not fucking buying a nice... There's so many scratches that are not from me on it. I'm not doing it.
do you have you been in Los Angeles? Yeah. I'm never going to fucking get a nice car in the city. Everyone's driving like an ape. I'm not fucking buying a nice... There's so many scratches that are not from me on it. I'm not doing it.
do you have you been in Los Angeles? Yeah. I'm never going to fucking get a nice car in the city. Everyone's driving like an ape. I'm not fucking buying a nice... There's so many scratches that are not from me on it. I'm not doing it.
No, no, no, no. I was in Canada for like 15 years. I came out to L.A. 10 years ago. OK, because to become a successful comedian in America, you have to have a green card. And in order to get a green card, you have to get a bunch of fucking credits. You have to fill out six out of the ten, like, whatever it is, things. Like, commercials. Gotcha. Like, trophies. So you did all that?