Mike Dawson

But I had an ear infection because I'm obsessive about flossing and clipping my nails and cleaning my ears.

And, you know, they tell you not to put the Q-tip in the inner ear.

Mine is poking all the way through the other side.

They would sell no Q-tips if you didn't stick them in the inner ear.

You go for the whole ear, right?

I mean, that's the way you use them.

That's right.

You don't?

No wonder I poked my ear.

Well, luckily I don't listen to the guests anyway when I do the show, so it wasn't really a problem.

But I just go off the cards and I say whatever is written down.

But I had an ear infection because I am obsessive about flossing and clipping my nails and cleaning my ears.

And, you know, they tell you not to put the Q-tip in the inner ear.

Mine is poking all the way through the other side.

If they would sell no q-tips if you didn't stick them in the inner you go for the whole year, right?

I mean, that's the way this is crazy.

Really?

The opposite of Ellen.

That's right.

It's the best.