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Adam Carolla returns to New York City Thursday, October 9th at Rodney Dangerfield's Comedy Club with Kat Timp and Matt Friend.

Two shows, October 9th.

And then don't miss The Ace Man in Pottstown, Pennsylvania on Friday, October 10th and Saturday, October 11th at Soul Joel's.

This is my kind of place.

From Carolla One Studios in Glendale, California, this is The Adam Carolla Show.

Adam's guest today, comedian Karen Fien.

Plus the news with me, Mike Dawson.

And now...

No intro joke today.

Government shut down the funding.

Over the weekend, the news broke that Mark Sanchez had been stabbed.

And he was in the hospital.

So thoughts and prayers were flying around on X. But this story now updated from the New York Post.

A 69-year-old man who was allegedly assaulted by Mark Sanchez in Indianapolis and then stabbed the former Jets quarterback.

has been pictured bloody and battered in his hospital bed.

The picture's all over social media.

It's gross.

I don't want to look at it.