Mike Fuentes

I think someone around here in the office was kicking like some kind of suicide pool thing.

And I'm like, bro, take the Chiefs.

Tennessee's bad.

Gardner Minshew?

He's definitely one of the better starters, but when it comes to pick six, Jamar Chase hasn't scored a touchdown in six games.

Oh, you're doing the scarcity thing, huh?

Yes, I'm doing the scarcity thing.

He cost me a big parlay not too long ago.

I'm still getting over it.

So this is going to be the year against the hapless Quinn Ewers Dolphins, okay?

This is going to be the week where Jamar Chase cashes in.

I like that.

You're doing this wrong, Gino, because you're like saying, oh, man, I said something wrong.

You go, no, Dave, I meant to say it because you think I said piggyback, which is also true.

But piggy, take it to the bank.

Joe Burrow's going to do it.

You got to put some pizzazz behind you.

You got to make people believe your lie, just like our president does.

Just talk that shit.

But if you're confident about it, they'll believe it.