Mike Fuentes

You already tapped the quarterback on the face mask when you're rushing him, and it's 15 yards.

We don't need anything to help them anymore.

The cheap one to say is fighting.

But I don't want to lose a guy for two minutes either.

Even though it would be pretty epic if an offensive lineman and a DN just throw off their helmets, because that's what the hockey players do.

They take their helmets off, take the gloves off, and they start throwing blows.

The second they go down, that's it.

The thing is, I don't think you'd be able to keep the other gigantic people away from each other once the fists start getting thrown.

Yeah, well, how about we just take those two guys and we separate them to like a pen, like a squared circle off on the sideline.

Yeah, so that way you don't have other guys trying to jump in, you know?

And then maybe even better, you electrify the fence.

There you go.

Now that really keeps everybody out.

It keeps these guys from doing it.

And that's, there you go.

And then, you know, after that, it's, you know, we'll say five drives.

You know, it's five minutes major for fighting.

We'll just say five drives.

Like, I can't play for five drives.

Even better, at the beginning of the season, we get every team, like the Walter Payne Man of the Year Award, except everybody picks a fighter.