Mike Glover

Damn, dude.

You know what's funny is the Mormon church denied me.

They actually said, they legitimately said on a couch in my house was like, yeah, this ain't going to work out for us.

I honestly do.

I've heard that they have a, when the missionaries come to your house, they have a database and it might even be an app.

But they knew, they're like, we know you're involved in some court stuff, and sorry, we can't support you.

I'm like, really?

No.

More so, I wanted...

Having 18-year-old kids on my couch trying to convince me of my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, it's like, I get it, man.

I'm on board.

More so because my entire community of my very small town of 17,000 people is Mormon.

All the community benefits, the outdoor activities, the family stuff, I wanted my family to be involved and invested in a local church.

And I was told, based on the circumstances, I was basically a liability.

This is not a lie or exaggeration.

The guy told me that if I wanted to come and be baptized, I would have to let my lawyers know to contact the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints lawyers.

maybe if we can have our lawyers kind of meet up and talk, we could navigate this.

And I was like, oh, I mean, no offense to my own community and the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, but it felt like they were gatekeeping.

You failed selection, bro.

I literally failed the process.