Mike Graham

You know, somebody from the cyber team at News UK

gave me a memo when I was called in to say, this is how you can secure your account.

And I was like, I was a bit fucking late now.

Maybe you should have given me that last year.

So I really don't know.

And nobody knows.

I mean, everybody on Twitter, the land of experts, it's easy to prove that you didn't do it.

Just show them the login and that somebody will be shown to have logged in.

Well, there wasn't anybody there.

And I don't understand enough about cyber hacking.

I do know that people get hacked all the time.

People are getting their Twitter accounts hacked all the time at the moment.

You keep getting these messages from people saying, please vote for me on this podcast.

And then something terrible happens.

Major companies are getting hacked every day.

And if I was to be a conspiracy theorist, I would say somebody was out to get me.

Because a couple of weird things happened to me in the previous two months.

I had my back window smashed in my car, and nothing was stolen, for example.

And there was a case of wine in there, which might have been heavy for people to carry.

But you think they might have taken a couple of bottles.