Mike Owens

God love you. I'm 33 and still have a group chat with four of the people I worked with back then. And every once in a while, someone will bring up repressive memories like a Vietnam flashback. For reference, I was also active duty military, and the vibe of both group chats are unnervingly similar at times. I get it, man. There is, like, I remember at Macy's, I didn't know retail.

God love you. I'm 33 and still have a group chat with four of the people I worked with back then. And every once in a while, someone will bring up repressive memories like a Vietnam flashback. For reference, I was also active duty military, and the vibe of both group chats are unnervingly similar at times. I get it, man. There is, like, I remember at Macy's, I didn't know retail.

I had never worked retail like that, I don't think.

I had never worked retail like that, I don't think.

I had never worked retail like that, I don't think.

No.

No.

No.

No, I think the suit people got commission. Like, if you're selling suits, you're moving units. You're moving DK and Y. You weren't standing behind the counter.

No, I think the suit people got commission. Like, if you're selling suits, you're moving units. You're moving DK and Y. You weren't standing behind the counter.

No, I think the suit people got commission. Like, if you're selling suits, you're moving units. You're moving DK and Y. You weren't standing behind the counter.

I was in men's active wear. I was in charge of dungarees. Would you fold and put back on the shelf? Because you're not just standing behind. You're not checking out. No, yeah, but listen, this guy has never worked retail. Let me explain something. Would you gift wrap? Let me explain something. No, you go up on the third floor. They gift wrap it for you for free. Just show them the receipt.

I was in men's active wear. I was in charge of dungarees. Would you fold and put back on the shelf? Because you're not just standing behind. You're not checking out. No, yeah, but listen, this guy has never worked retail. Let me explain something. Would you gift wrap? Let me explain something. No, you go up on the third floor. They gift wrap it for you for free. Just show them the receipt.

I was in men's active wear. I was in charge of dungarees. Would you fold and put back on the shelf? Because you're not just standing behind. You're not checking out. No, yeah, but listen, this guy has never worked retail. Let me explain something. Would you gift wrap? Let me explain something. No, you go up on the third floor. They gift wrap it for you for free. Just show them the receipt.

I could never do those curls.

I could never do those curls.

I could never do those curls.

We had a circle sign and say that was the big thing. So all these major big box retailers want information from, you know, from the customer. Here we go. So you had to put. So hold on. I worked. I worked at Macy's in Center City, Philadelphia, probably 2007. What would that be, 2007, 8-ish? Probably 2008, right?

We had a circle sign and say that was the big thing. So all these major big box retailers want information from, you know, from the customer. Here we go. So you had to put. So hold on. I worked. I worked at Macy's in Center City, Philadelphia, probably 2007. What would that be, 2007, 8-ish? Probably 2008, right?

We had a circle sign and say that was the big thing. So all these major big box retailers want information from, you know, from the customer. Here we go. So you had to put. So hold on. I worked. I worked at Macy's in Center City, Philadelphia, probably 2007. What would that be, 2007, 8-ish? Probably 2008, right?