Mike Owens
speaker
196 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Mar 2025
last heard Mar 2025
Mike Owens’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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We'd go right into Clover, bang a right, snack bar, right there. She'd lace me with a hot pretzel out of the machine and a Slurpee. Icy. Icy, red and blue. Sure.
Polar bear. I'd be good in the cart for about 35 minutes, just fucking... Just eating my bite and sip at an early age with a slurpee and a pretzel ain't nothing better.
You had to keep staring. That was a thing I learned at a young age. You had to churn your own butter, as we call it. Sure. That's when I would start dipping the pretzel in there. But I'd be good as shit in there, and then she could get it done, and we'd get out. But I fucking love clover. That and then a Woolworths. Shout out to Woolworths. Woolworths was in the Chamonix Mall.
That was the first place I seen. I feel like those were like Marshalls and stuff. No, Woolworths to me. I mean, all those kind of stores, they just seemed chaotic. They had so much stuff, it seemed.
Hit it. pet shop, too.
Sure.
And then here we go. All right. This one's from Kip Van Winkle. I got a whole seer shut down, like rolled down gates and all as a kid hiding from my mother inside the clothing rack. Nice. I mean, that's obviously the real move. That is the best childhood move. Hiding in those clothes.
I remember getting, I forget what the fuck it was.
I can't recall. I remember it might have been a Kmart. I remember it vividly. And somebody took our cart in the store. Jesus. I think, like, a guy shot, like, a guy working there was like, oh, this got left or something, and he moved it. Somebody left their bald fat kid here. And my mom came back and was like, they took my cart. I'm like, yell, and we left. We left the store. Sure.
And I'm like, I thought we had paid for it. You know what I mean? And then I'm like, oh, that wasn't your shit. You know what I mean? You could have just put it back. You could have just got a new cart and grabbed everything and everything. Of course. Nah, she had to fucking rub it in my face.
Yeah, that's what... But not like when it went blue. Yeah, it was like hippie-ish. Yes. Yes, thank you. I'm explaining it before you cut me off. I apologize. Yeah, no, it was still like under... It was like those two hippies that started it. The owners were like... Fucking wacky, you know, fucking smoking the devil's lettuce kind of guys.
Yeah, they were hippie dippies. I remember doing a project on them. Let me find out. Gotta be. More than Patty. Sure. I'd love her.
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This is from Max. You ever rode a kid's bike in the store not as a kid? That was always a good time. I can't walk by one of those cages of balls without grabbing a ball and doing a little fucking bread and butter.
I mean, super occasionally. Yeah. If it was like... So she's fighting off a time bomb between me and Danny?
No, yeah, you couldn't use them. It wasn't like basketball. It was literally to throw in the house and break a lamp. That's what it was for. They pop so easily. Yeah. I love the smell of them. They're more for kids. My little brother would get them and have them or whatever, and you could fucking pelt him in the head with them, and they didn't hurt.
They didn't hurt, you know what I mean? So you could fucking really ping them one.
All in the back of Patty's hard work.
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