Mike Ryan Ruiz
👤 Speaker
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Best of DLS: Thaaaaaaiiiiii Food
No, no, no, no, no.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Best of DLS: Thaaaaaaiiiiii Food
You've gone too far.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Best of DLS: Thaaaaaaiiiiii Food
No, no, no, no, no.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Best of DLS: Thaaaaaaiiiiii Food
So Ricky and Stephen Merchant are like, okay, so let's play a little improv.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Best of DLS: Thaaaaaaiiiiii Food
I'm a shopkeeper, and you come into my store.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Best of DLS: Thaaaaaaiiiiii Food
And he's like, okay.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Best of DLS: Thaaaaaaiiiiii Food
Ring, ring.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Best of DLS: Thaaaaaaiiiiii Food
Like, hey, good morning.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Best of DLS: Thaaaaaaiiiiii Food
How can I help you?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Best of DLS: Thaaaaaaiiiiii Food
I've contracted the AIDS virus.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Best of DLS: Thaaaaaaiiiiii Food
Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Best of DLS: Thaaaaaaiiiiii Food
And they're like, no, hold on.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Best of DLS: Thaaaaaaiiiiii Food
I think the improv is a little lighter.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Best of DLS: Thaaaaaaiiiiii Food
But he keeps going back to that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Best of DLS: Thaaaaaaiiiiii Food
And he's dead serious, deadpan every time he delivers.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Best of DLS: Thaaaaaaiiiiii Food
And I laugh so god damn hard.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Best of DLS: Thaaaaaaiiiiii Food
Oh, yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Best of DLS: Thaaaaaaiiiiii Food
Life's too short.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Best of DLS: Thaaaaaaiiiiii Food
I had dinner last night.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Best of DLS: Thaaaaaaiiiiii Food
Okay, so night one was the steakhouse date night by yourself at the bar.