Mike Ryan Ruiz

Brushing your teeth?

Never pee-pee on an electric fence.

Exactly.

You're finally starting to get it.

Drink responsibly.

Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.

Anchor chair.

It's because you can hear yourself.

What do you mean?

Greg, do you have a back of my day?

unlikely is it to you guys that Steve Ballmer is the only billionaire that tried this in a cap sport.

Because my take after this reporting by Pablo is, I think there are some other owners that are getting a little nervous.

Name names.

I don't think so.

Okay, you say that.

The MLS is overtly doing it with Messi.

I mean, they have rules that designated players can make what they want, but the pot was sweetened with Apple, and we just understand the business that Messi brings over to that league, and everybody is okay with it.

But there is just no way on earth that Steve Ballmer was the first person to think of this and execute it.

No way.

Now, other people may be better at covering up their tracks.