Mike Schur

More Tony's Top 5. Ha ha ha ha!

nothing makes a company want to give you tens of millions of dollars like sending a guy to do a pointless remote from a random spot in south florida on a three-second radio lag saying you know i don't entirely trust nick sirianni hey hey you can't get analysis like that just anywhere only at meadowlark media why do you not why is that joke lost on you but you don't get the show on me

It's not lost on me. Currently at DraftKings, Metal Ark Media is plus 380 to get a new contract from DraftKings.

The Dan Levitard Show with Stu Gatz. Celebrating their 20th anniversary with a 45-part audio documentary about itself. Hey, you know what people want? Us talking about us for a thousand hours.

The Dan Levitard Show with Stu Gatz. The Stu Gatz is strong in you.

Dan Lembichardt show with Stu Gatz. 20 years old. Too young to go to a bar. But too old for former Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz. What happened there? What happened? In all seriousness, Metal Ark Media had a great 2024. And anyone who says differently can go straight to hell. And when you get there, say hello to Parakeet Cortez for me. And tell Parakeet to say hello to Jimmy Butler for me.

And tell Butler to say hello to David Samson for me. And tell Samson to go back to Parakeet Cortez and tell him to go straight to hell. That's right. Even though Parakeet is already in hell in this scenario, I still want Samson to go tell him to go straight to hell. And then tell Parakeet Cortez to say hello to Art Bryles.

You go to hell, too. You go to hell, too. Yeah. And when you get there, yeah, that's right, on your 56th birthday, you go to hell and say hello to Art Bryles. Those are the Meadowlark Media 2024. Thank you. Happy birthday!

The Miami Heat and all their fans. and Heat Culture, and Jeremy Taché, and Coach Spoh, and Bam Adebayo, and the corpse of Kevin Love can all go to hell. Stoogatz. And when they get there, say hello to Parakeet Cortez for me. And then tell Parakeet to say hello to Art Bryles.

I mean, I bid on it. I'll tell you that much. I dropped out way before it got to where it got to, but I did bid on it. So, yeah, it's possible it's a Red Sox fan. My guess, though, would be that it's probably like the Guggenheim family that owns the Dodgers who want to put it on display in Dodger Stadium. That would be my actual guess.

But, yeah, a whole lot of Red Sox fans sent me texts saying like, hey, look, look what you can buy. And a whole lot of Red Sox fans I know were bidding on it.

I'm sure he has David Bowie, too. I'm more normal, although I do have some. I have some 2004. This bat behind me is a David Ortiz bat from the 2004 season. So I have stuff like that. That was actually a gift. My friend Drew got that for me as a present. But I do have some stuff like that. I'm not, like, fetishistic about, like... someone's sunglasses. Like I, you know, like I, I like David Bowie.

I wouldn't buy a pair of David Bowie's sunglasses at an auction. I do buy some baseball stuff as like, uh, you know, stuff that's meaningful to me, mostly Red Sox stuff from 2004.

Yeah, sure. He can change his entire view of the world and how it operates.

Literally while I was doing my Meadowlark Media Observations, it was announced that it's been picked up for season two. So it's good timing. I can announce that now here officially.

Happy birthday, Dan. Congratulations on another great year, everybody. Yes, thank you.