Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations

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Announcer 1:11
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast. This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
Dan Le Batard 1:44
Stugatz, I have to skip past some of the football stuff that there's just not enough time for today. So I'm sorry. I've got no time for Dan Campbell. If you want to kick an onside kick down 10 against Buffalo, I'm fine with it. Whatever you want to do, you're going to play more recklessly than everyone else. OK, I'm good. As long as we know that when the playoffs come, you're going to keep playing the same way. You're not going to get scared.
Chris 2:05
I hate that rule. You shouldn't have to announce an onside kick. The element of surprise is what makes an onside kick.
Dan Le Batard 2:11
I know, and safety is what they're going for there. And guess what? You cannot be safe around football. It's one of the problems. It's why everyone's broken and now everyone's worried today about Patrick Mahomes. It's why that eye gouge looks like that when Miles Garrett is flopping. The other thing I wanted to talk about that we will not have time to get to. Holy s***, Tampa Bay. Seems like it'd be hard to get 7-7 in that league when you require Mike Evans giving you all of that to do that at the Chargers. And we're not even going to talk about Baker Mayfield and Hall of Famer Mike Evans. Thousand-yard season every season. No one can stop him ever, Mike Evans.
Mike Schur 2:47
Yeah, we're not going to talk about any of this. We're not going to actually talk about any of this. We're not going to talk about Mike Evans. We're not going to talk about Baker Mayfield. We're not going to talk about how the athletes are bigger, stronger, faster than they've ever been before. We're not going to talk about any of that, Dan. We're going to talk about something else, which is that it's your birthday today.
Billy 3:04
Yay! You're not dead.
Stugotz 3:08
You're not dead.
Billy 3:09
I'm not good at birthdays. The bucks are eight and six, by the way. Oh, I'm sorry.
Mike Schur 3:15
We're going to talk about how it's your birthday, and also we're going to talk about how it's the end of 2024. And as a fan of the show and as a fan of Meadowlark Media, I, Mike Schur, have made some observations.
Announcer 3:29
It is time for Mike Schur to share his game notes. No one in the media will tell you what happened better than my voice.
Mike Schur 3:35
Mike Schur.
Dan Le Batard 3:37
What a great honor.
Mike Schur 3:41
2024 Meadowlark Media Observations. Wow. Is brought to you by the world champion Boston Celtics.
Chris 3:49
Oh, God.
Mike Schur 3:50
That's right. The Celtics bought this sponsorship space just to piss off Mike Ryan one more time before the year ends. Look, what do you want me to do? The Celtics swooped in and bought this sponsorship to this segment just to piss you off one more time.
Dan Le Batard 4:07
It's my birthday. I don't understand. Dan!

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