Mike Tomlin

Do you think you ever will play pickup hockey together?

I invited Crowley to our tailgate on Monday night, the Big Definitely You tailgate that I go to, my buddy Bruce.

And Crowley made fun of me for saying that I might show up to the tailgate at six o'clock.

Because that's two hours before the game and I need to be there a lot earlier.

And Crowley basically said that I need to be spending the whole entire day enjoying it so that the next two days at work for me are basically a living hell because I had so much fun at the tailgate.

I actually agree with Crowley there.

Nick, it's a pleasure to have you.

I don't believe we've ever spoken before.

You're a recent graduate of Slippery Rock.

Am I right about that?

No.

All hell broke loose before the break limits.

In one fell swoop, Donnie Football says I made a mistake, which I might have, on who won the Browns-Bengals game.

No, I don't think so.

I saw that text, too, and I think we got it right.

We said the Browns won.

I don't know what we did.

And then Marty Tuffer gave me horrible copy points for J.P.

Roofing and Siding, wondering if he and John Calipari ever went to class when they roomed at Clarion.

And then at the same time, your weather read was the same where you had the wrong number on Francisco Liriano.