Mike Vasil

So is it fair for a team to have a bidet at home and the visitors don't have one?

Yeah, we're going to find out.

We're going to find out.

I told you this was going to take 20 minutes to talk about.

I mean, there's so many ideas that came from this conversation, including the bidet bar, which is all you would have to do is put up like a little like curtain.

But wait, so don't placate him.

What you just described was literally just like a bar in Florida.

I mean, it probably – It's a $10,000 idea.

It's money.

You won't necessarily go bankrupt in the first year.

I think, honestly, what you should – because you just said, Mike, that you guys have a lot of time on your hands.

And I do think that you guys have a creative team.

It's starting with Teal.

I know of him a little bit.

But I do think that you guys should do a White Sox Shark Tank.

I just, listen, I'm going to Florida on Monday.

And I'm just in the zone right now.

You know what I am?

I'm in the best shape of my life mentally.

You want a t-shirt, Mike?