Mike Vasil

I can get behind this.

That's a good point.

That's a problem.

Great story by Scott Merkin.

But

As, Cordy, as you know, I've fancied myself the bidet beat writer for a while.

And there are two other examples of teams already doing this.

Mike, one was when you were in – where did you go to elementary school?

What year was that?

Where were you in 2007?

2007.

When you heard the news that Daisuke Matsuzaka was coming to the Red Sox.

Okay.

Well, we know about the posting fee, the 51 and point whatever fee that he got.

We know about the 11 pitches.

What we didn't know at the time was that he also –

because he signed with the Red Sox, had a bidet put in the Red Sox clubhouse, which to this day has been utilized every single year since.

And if you want a true scouting – I should have gotten somebody on to come in.

If you want a true scouting report, find someone who plays for the Red Sox and say, okay –

This is how the bidet is going to impact your life over a course of 162 game season or 81 game season.