Mitchell Schwartz
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first heard Jan 2025
last heard Jan 2025
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The Tush Push in Philadelphia, Josh Allen in Buffalo, and of course, of course, the God's gift, the Prince that was promised, Patrick Mahomes in Kansas City, they all four are ranked one, two, three and four and fourth down, I think that has a lot to do with who makes it to the Super Bowl because of that. Because you're talking about four teams that don't turn the ball over much.
You're talking about four teams that can run the ball not with just their running backs, but they can legitimately run it with their quarterbacks. You're talking about four teams that's optimistic on defense and play great special teams. So this is going to come down to the end. Both games are going to come down to the end. And if Jedi Five gets their ball last, may the force be with you.
Do you have a pick? I think it's going to be another classic, man. Think about it. End game with Pat Mahomes and Josh Allen. Handline this game. This game can go either way. And for the first time in a long time, somebody's going to go to Kansas City that's not afraid of the cold. Because Buffalo's not afraid of the cold. And one thing we know about Buffalo is James Cook.
get to running that ball downhill, and they get to possessing that ball and making Pat Mahomes watch that game, we could have that old rematchup. I don't know if that was Super Bowl XXIII or XXIV, but you remember Washington and Buffalo played a Super Bowl that we ended up beating them in. I don't know. Maybe we get another replay of that.
What do you think? Yes, we should. Yes, we should. Get a boat out there.
We need to go there and bathe in Bourbon Street. That's what we need to do. We need to go and take on New Orleans like never before. You're talking about a fan base that hasn't had this chance in three decades, almost four decades. Y'all have awakened a sleeping giant. We got fans from Australia to Canada to China. We got so many fans when it comes to it.
They have nothing to cheer for for over three decades, and now we are back. As America's new team, that's the new moniker.
Make sure it's a yacht.
It's got to be a yacht. Or maybe a fan boat.
That would be fun. Don't come out there in a tugboat. You get no love.
Final score, I think it's going to be a rock'em, sock'em, bring your ride out, a little snot bubble football game. It's going to be physical, old NFC East. I wish we had men calling this game. I think it's going to be a 30-27 game. It's going to come down to the wire. It's going to come down to the lid of a kick. I call them Big Game Gonzalez. So hopefully he can close it for us.
30-27, Washington going to New Orleans. I think we will outlast Philadelphia here.
That's what Philadelphia is usually doing to us. And, you know, it has got to a point where Philadelphia fan base is so hostile that our fans are afraid to just travel up 95 and go to a game. But we kind of acted this because everybody got a cousin, nephew, brother, somebody with a teardrop on their eye that don't believe in following the rules.
So we're going to get all of them in the car and we're heading to Philadelphia to fight back this week.
No.
Do you remember Sexy Dexy Lawrence from the New York Giants who dominated everybody this year? He didn't dominate us. Deontay shut him down. Do you remember Villavella, one of the best defensive tacklers in football? Deontay's made him come up missing instead of putting him on the mail cart. Do you remember all the D tacklers that we faced all year?
And Jake, he's kind of included in that, him and Boyden Davis. We've been there. We've done that. The only people we're afraid of is Jesus. If you ain't pulling him out, He ain't afraid.
We got a couple of weeks, fellas, but we don't know after this weekend are we back in. Are we back in the Super Bowl window? Coach Gills talked about it this week, and you know when the Josephs talks, we listen. Darrell Green been talking about it. So, come on, man. The football guys are lining for Washington right now. Right now between –
the football team in Washington, the baseball team in Washington, the Capitals are number one. This is Washington District of Champions. And if y'all want to come and jump on the bandwagon, you're welcome to.
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