Monica Padman

So there was this thing of like, I knew it was crazy.

I also knew to keep as much of it to myself.

So that was a really...

Yeah, that was a very specific part for me.

Yeah, they're throwing wet toilet paper balls off the side.

Yeah, called soggies.

Soggies.

I got kicked out of the Milford Plaza Hotel as a kid for throwing soggies.

He just wanted to... Michael Jackson was just really intent on...

packing wet mounds of toilet paper and just pelting them nowhere near people, but just hearing them spat on the sidewalk.

It's very rewarding because you start with the ball, and I don't want to encourage anyone to do this because it's dangerous, but I will say, okay, you start with a wad of toilet paper this big.

When that fucking thing hits the ground, if you're 30 plus up, it's eight foot wide.

It's very instantly rewarding if you're little.

You're like, wow, I made that huge thing.

It's like if you drop a penny off the Empire State Building or something.

They say it would crush a cab.

I don't know if that's true, though.

I think they told us that as kids to tell us not to throw pennies.

I don't want to.

I didn't put this in the book, but fuck it.