Monica Padman

We did hit the hood of a car and there was this just like fucking sound.

It sounded like a tank blast.

Oh, sure.

On the 10th floor.

Yeah.

Well, he was playing laser tag.

He said he was like more kid-like.

He's just a child.

Do you remember the first time, like you weren't, because you're wonderful and young, and the sharper image, that first laser pen light that kind of shone that long infrared pen, they just decided that nobody ever needs that thing.

So it was discontinued.

I think it was also dangerous for your eyes.

Everything about it was wrong.

Michael Jackson had made the guy who he obviously had incredible lasers and shit on tour.

The guy who built those lasers for him built him his own little box that you could plug in the wall.

It was about this big a metal and it shone a single green laser that probably shone like hundreds of feet, you know, because he was playing in fucking arenas and stadiums.

So we were running around and holding it up to the window and shining it eight floors down.

But nobody had ever seen that.

Only thing you can compare it to would be like the thing on an Uzi, like the site thing or whatever, right?

So like we're shining it on the street and like there's a guy walking the dog.

The guy can't see anything.