Montaigne

I really like...

I love them.

And I love them more than like when I have a vegan burger, for example, I always want there to be like more lettuce on it.

I have a thing.

Do you know, do you guys know Subway Takes?

Yeah, that's all you have to do.

So your Subway take is... My Subway take would be, I think that all burgers... Everyone I've said this to disagrees with me.

All burgers should come with a pile of shredded lettuce on the side, just like extra lettuce, so that when you're eating a burger, if you want to top up...

You can.

And also because often the burger will leak some sauce on the plate.

You can just mop it up with the lettuce and you can just have a nice sauce of lettuce.

I think this is a good idea, partly for people like me who...

Really into lettuce, I love lettuce.

I think it's really good.

Plain is fine, but with a sauce, it's just the best, I think.

Like lettuce on a taco and you get all the sauces, it's the best.

But yeah, I always want more lettuce on a burger than there ever is.

And then I feel like, I don't know what the rate of going through lettuces at restaurants,

But because it is just like a, I don't know, I feel like you can get a lot of it out of a single head of lettuce, right?

Precisely.