Moshe Lander

So I actually object to this gift, not on the grounds that it comes with conditions.

It's the fact that it's a gift card itself is the condition that would make me see red.

Even if I want to go to Florida, why do I have to go that airline or that particular route that they're demanding?

That's just massively insulting.

So I accidentally bump into a car and I say, well, I'm not paying for it because it was an accident.

I didn't intend to ram into your rear axle.

No, you don't get exempted just because things are accidents.

You have to apologize and rectify the mistake that was made here.

Of course, you have to pay for the screen.

Uh, I'm surprised that the guy didn't just dump the stuff on the floor in the first place.

Uh, if I have somebody that leaves things in my place and I repeatedly say, could you please not do it at some point, you're going to push me to the edge.

And what I'm going to do is just lift up my laptop and throw it on the floor, throw it back in your space.

Is the apartment so small that there is this only place to put those things?

I, I, I have no sympathy here for, uh, the woman in this case whatsoever.

George Costanza said, when somebody's a liar, you call them a liar.

So no, no, no, this isn't you try and let them off the hook here.

You call them out here.

You broke my laptop and I'm going to remember this forever.

You don't get a free pass on this one.

you enable them.