Mr. Ballin
speaker
34,749 appearances
160 recordings
11 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard today
Mr. Ballin’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Moments later, Jan found himself looking up at this huge statue of the Virgin Mary and baby Jesus, and his eyes were fixated on that gold chain, which was truly just stunning, enormous.
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And he was thinking, man, it's gonna be really easy just to slip that thing right off of there.
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However, the statue itself was huge, and it was also up on this ledge above the altar.
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And so to just physically get
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To the chain was going to be a challenge.
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Like he couldn't reach it.
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I mean, he'd literally have to climb up to get to it.
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But luckily, there was a stool right nearby.
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And so he went over, he grabbed the stool, he put it in front of the statue, and then he began climbing, basically up the statue and the ledge to get up to this chain so he could, you know, hook it off her neck and take it.
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But right as he reached the point where he'd be able to grab the necklace, he he reached for it, and as his fingers
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Fingers were about to close around the chain.
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He suddenly felt this tight, searing pain in his arm, and when he looked to see what had happened, he screamed.
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The next morning, a priest walked into this church to set up for morning service.
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And as soon as he walked inside and looked towards the front altar, he froze.
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Because there was a man dangling from the statue of the Virgin Mary, and he was kicking his feet like mad and begging the priest for help, like he was stuck and couldn't get down.
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The priest had no idea what was going on here, but he immediately hurried up the aisle to try and help the guy.
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But when he got there, he saw that the man was actually like caught on the statue, like he was totally trapped in some ways.
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However, when he got there and he saw how this man was stuck on the statue,
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The priest just stared in total disbelief, because what he was seeing was either a miracle.
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Or an act of divine vengeance.
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