Ms. Pat

Ah, shit, he was like Filipino.

It was like a Buddhist priest, though, that was grabbing the kids' tongues and shit.

Oh, no, he said, no, that was the Dalai.

That was the Dalai Lama.

Yeah, he was grabbing the kids' tongue, but one of them was like biting on them.

Oh, yeah, I didn't see that.

Yeah.

I mean, that wasn't in my parish.

Because you Irish, right?

I mean, you Catholic.

I was raised Irish Catholic.

Yeah, they do some weird things over at that church.

see it ain't like the black church somebody testify in the middle of the pastor they back here fucking with these kids that's what happened at the black church you might get touched one or two times but somebody gonna tell on his ass they ain't gonna let it go on you gotta be on all that medications cause you know they don't put black kids on all that medications we cure that shit right then and there yeah that's why you keep blinking your eye who touched you

You don't listen to the show.

I don't listen to the show.

You've been touched.

Yeah.

Why is it every time we get a comedian on here, they ask me?

I knew because you were blinking your eyes.

I knew.