MTV Contestant

When Chad walked in, I was like, I got to get some mayonnaise for that white bread. Screw that, dude.

Sloane, you ready to go on our date? Let's go. All right, let's do it.

Sloane, you ready to go on our date? Let's go. All right, let's do it.

Sloane, you ready to go on our date? Let's go. All right, let's do it.

Not too much fun. No touching.

Not too much fun. No touching.

Not too much fun. No touching.

Good pick, mom.

Good pick, mom.

Good pick, mom.

We're going to do a little sport I like to call scurfing.

We're going to do a little sport I like to call scurfing.

We're going to do a little sport I like to call scurfing.

Look at how cute he is. Why don't you date him? He's got more personality than that robot man over there. Who would you know about?

Look at how cute he is. Why don't you date him? He's got more personality than that robot man over there. Who would you know about?

Look at how cute he is. Why don't you date him? He's got more personality than that robot man over there. Who would you know about?

Here we go. A skateboard that looks like a surfboard.

Here we go. A skateboard that looks like a surfboard.

Here we go. A skateboard that looks like a surfboard.

Real revolutionary.