Nadira Goffe
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444 appearances
3 recordings
2 series
first heard Mar 2025
last heard 5 Aug
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And the shower is tiny. No. Wait, sorry. Sorry. So did Gemma know about these other people? Are they women? What's going on? Who lives here? How are you feeling? I'm scared. I'm terrified. First of all, who lives here? We don't know who lives here. Second of all, does my good sis only work in love spells or other spells being cast? Does she need to burn some sage before she moves in? I'm scared.
Which makes me even more terrified.
Oh, the alliteration usually is cute, but considering that I'm coming from a place of fear, I don't know how I feel about it right now.
Okay, well, so do I. I got IBS, so not too much of a gut health now. Do you have any like witchy woo-woo tendencies? Oh, I certainly do. And I, well, I hope my mother doesn't mind me saying this. We can fact check that later. But my mother practices an ancient African religion, a sort of sect of the Yoruba religion. So we've definitely, I feel a little witchy. She feels a little witchy.
We got our witchy time on from time to time. Love a crystal, love some sage, love some talking to the ancestors. Love that. But I have questions. Also, how did you guys meet? Was it like, was it a witchy meetup? If so, what did you do at said witchy meetup?
Yes, yes, I am. It's a health hazard in a pot. But yes, I am. Please say more.
You know you're in bad territory when the word stuffs, plural, is involved.
Yes, that I remember. And it scared me.
No, I really don't be trusting people like that. Maybe it's trust issues. Maybe it's my IBS, but I certainly... Maybe it's Maybelline. Maybe it's Maybelline, but I certainly would not. However, the little devil inside of me really wants someone else to try and be like, so how does it taste? How do you feel?
Also, okay, we may not know the answer to this question, but if they're using a gas stove, how high is their gas bill? Because doesn't that thing have to be boiling all the time for it to maintain FDA regulations? Pre-RFK, yes.
Oh, God, this is so bad. I don't know why, but it's just giving me such bad vibes. It's just like if they do this, what else do they do, you know?
That's annoying. If you're going to always be taking up a burner in this small apartment... where we probably don't have a lot of counter space to begin with, then please compost your shit because I know they compost. They love composting. So throw that in. Don't you love composting enough to do it?
Get a real pet. Get a real pet. What is happening? At least a dog will cuddle me back. I don't want this, Stu. But with that being said, the thing I really don't want is to hear this couple complaining about a ruined Stu because that feels like a months-long drama. Or a fire starting. So I would, if they asked me to turn down the stew, I would. But I would do it unhappily.
That's also how I operate. I'm like, yes, I would do it, but I'll pout the whole time.
Gemma screams just like that. This is testing me, but I will prove stronger. Okay, continue on.
What do I do? What do I do? First of all, I evict myself from the apartment. I call the landlord and say, evict me. I call my mother and say, I need help. I call the landlord and say, I'm sorry, you must kick me out. And then, I don't know, I walk the streets. I have no idea.
I famously have a slight phobia, irrational fear of insects. And I am someone who lives in Brooklyn. And so I have also had to go to war with roaches. And my war is well documented to all of my family members and my friends because I've sent them videos, photos, etc., I have now become somewhat of a tyrant. But I live alone, so I'm allowed to do that. But a cleanliness tyrant.
Because I really, really, really... My day, my week, perhaps, is ruined any time I see a roach. So I would move. I would move. And if I couldn't move, I would pray. And then I would get raid. And I would then still move. What I would do about the stew... You know, not my Stewie, not my child, not my problem. Not my monkey. Exactly.
I would text them and be like, hey, guys, don't mean to ruin your entire lives, but there is a roach in Stewie. And I don't think then that it is healthy or safe to eat. And you might have to, well, I wouldn't say you might have to start over because please don't fucking start over with this too. But I would just say, no, babes, I think it's time to throw this out.
But I don't think I would throw it out for them at this point in time.
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