Nadira Goffe
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444 appearances
3 recordings
2 series
first heard Mar 2025
last heard 5 Aug
Nadira Goffe’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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At what point do eyes turn into the cast of Set It Off?
You told them to do this. I didn't mean I didn't mean after the mayhem with the stew. I meant instead of the stew. You cannot have Stewie the fifth and. a cat named Merlin. This is not allowed.
What do I do about Merlin? I bang on Duncan and Darcy's door. I'm like, come out right now or else again, I'm committing felonies. Once they get outside, I'm like, okay, listen, you already have not taken care of this apartment enough to the point where I have wasted a third of my savings on an exterminator who did nothing, rarely, not because of his own fault this time, but because of you.
And now you're telling me that you also think you can take care of a cat. And I don't think that cats really catch bugs like this.
I know. I regret asking. Okay. So here's what I say. I say I give you guys a week. If Merlin, I've named the cat Merlin. Merlin's his name now. If Merlin can take care of our roach problem, then that's fine. Y'all still owe me money, though. But if not, then I'm taking the cat. And I'm leaving. And I'm leaving.
At this point, can you even talk to this couple? I would leave like a thief in the night.
I would leave like a thief in the night. Sorry, Ruth.
Don't y'all live together? Gemma's 18. She's a child. I know. And I have been thinking about that, too. But I just feel as though I'm sorry, Gemma, my girl. If you're old enough to move out of your hometown and to live on your own in the big city, then you're old enough to have an adult conversation with your roommates. You're also old enough to beat a bitch's ass.
And I'm going to need you to do those things one after the other. Yeah.
No, I do not have a drink of the witch's brew. I also wondering, did Darcy finally give in to modern medicine and start taking some SSRIs? You know, what's what's because maybe this is a good thing.
No, Gemma, you have work to do, baby. You got to lock in. In fact, round them all up, sit them in a line on the couch and say, I have a presentation for you. And it is called The Apartment that has now become Dante's 15th circle of hell. Get in line and get it done.
Unfortunately, it is time to be threatening, but continue.
So where in Bushwick were they?
That is unusual and perhaps unkind to the people that you live with. But I'm so much cooler with that than I am with all of the other things that have taken place in this apartment thus far because I'm not putting them in my body. You can do whatever you want. I can power wash this balcony later. Yeah. I don't care. The rest being an ongoing problem. You know, okay, so what if the beaver moon?
Is it monthly? Actually, how often?
Yeah, that's fine. I would retreat back to my room, though.
I'm feeling... I'm feeling like we're losing. I'm feeling like the stew is still there. The roaches are still there. Merlin's shit is still there. And Gemma is also still there. And that, to me, makes me feel sad. Diva down. The city girls are not up right now. However... I believe that Gemma can turn it around. I believe that she can excuse herself from the situation.
I also believe that karma will take care of those who need taking care of. The ultimate passage of energy is karma. And Darcy, and Duncan too, don't let me forget about him, is shoring for a very welcome visit from our friend Karma.
No, I jump in. I jump in. Realistically, in my personal timeline, in my world, it would have gotten to fisticuffs so much earlier.
I would have been like, hey, Ruth, need some help?
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