Nagin Farsad

Yes.

That's right.

There's a new part of your body to feel weird about.

Your neck.

According to beauty experts, the more you look at your phone, the worse your neck looks.

And oh, for the love of God, just let me live.

Have you guys ever tried laying down and reading with your hand held up?

That's supposedly one of the positions you're supposed to do.

All right, here's your next limerick.

Shock, that's right.

The latest fitness trend is a workout where you do body weight exercises while electricity, quote, zaps your major muscle groups simultaneously for 20 minutes.

Ooh, I wonder if when you look in the mirror, you can see your skeleton like in a cartoon.

But also, for the love of God, just let me live.

The shocks are delivered via a, quote, damp suit covered in electrodes.

And by the way, you had me at damp suit.

Well, and if you don't want to go to the gym, you can get the same workout at home by doing one squat thrust and putting a fork in the socket.

Here's your last limerick.

Skin, that's right.

In order to raise awareness about the importance of wearing sunscreen while driving, an Australian company reupholstered the seats of a Toyota Camry with simulated human skin that gets sunburned and also, for some reason, has hair.

So, yeah, this simulated skin burns when exposed to too much sun, which is a good reminder to take care of yourself, I guess.