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According to a study by Northumbria University, mayonnaise fits the official definition of a musical instrument.

something that can produce or modify sound in a controlled and intentional way.

This is revolutionary news for musicians and marks the first time that you can get sick from listening to music that's been left out too long in the sun.

All right, Bill, how did Peter do?

Oh, you guys are just equally mediocre at this game.

Equally yoked.

It's really hard.

Coming up, our panelists predict after his visit to the Supreme Court this week, what will be the next surprising place Donald Trump will show up.

But first, let me tell you that... Wait, wait, don't tell me.

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