Nagin Farsad

This is also why the trees need Botox.

We need to like tighten that up so they don't move around.

Which is also something about drugs.

Very different.

And that's why we're on NPR, ladies and gentlemen.

Oh, my God.

I had no idea how it all fit in there.

Ah, the glamour of international travel, the churches and museums, the exotic food, riveting cityscapes, and the Costco's.

That's right, there's a trend among American tourists that involves visiting Costco's in other countries on purpose.

These super fans of bulk consumption call themselves Cosconians, and they won't stop till they've sampled every Hot Pocket in every time zone on God's green earth.

Did you know that Hot Pockets in Australia flush the other way?

After visiting a Costco in Japan, one woman said, it ranks right up there with the temples.

Of course, you wouldn't be a true Cosconian if you didn't buy the hot dog in every exotic Costco.

Turns out they do taste different because in some countries, hot dogs are made of a recognizable meat.

Look, they can't all be perfect.

All right.

A wicked Swiffa.

Oh, my God.

Can you talk to them about this guy's points?

Yeah, one of the elements.