Narrator/Detective

I was starting to lose the thread, but then I saw something that made my blood run cold. It was Mumu, just where Zoe had said she'd be in the plastic bag. There was only one problem. She'd been murdered. Her horn had been severed and her hooves ripped clean off her body. Nana had taken a life and now Mama was back to run the cover up.

I was starting to lose the thread, but then I saw something that made my blood run cold. It was Mumu, just where Zoe had said she'd be in the plastic bag. There was only one problem. She'd been murdered. Her horn had been severed and her hooves ripped clean off her body. Nana had taken a life and now Mama was back to run the cover up.

I watched with disgust as Dada obediently tossed Mumu's corpse into the trash.

I watched with disgust as Dada obediently tossed Mumu's corpse into the trash.

I followed the grown-ups up the stairs. I was almost at the top when I heard a disconcerting sound. Laughter.

I followed the grown-ups up the stairs. I was almost at the top when I heard a disconcerting sound. Laughter.

I broke out in a cold sweat as I watched Mama take a new unicorn out of a plastic case. Zoe, Zoe, listen to me. That's not the real Moo Moo. The real Moo Moo is dead.

I broke out in a cold sweat as I watched Mama take a new unicorn out of a plastic case. Zoe, Zoe, listen to me. That's not the real Moo Moo. The real Moo Moo is dead.

No, I know I can't explain it, but you gotta believe me. I saw them bury her body. I saw it with my own damn eyes.

No, I know I can't explain it, but you gotta believe me. I saw them bury her body. I saw it with my own damn eyes.

I grabbed her by the shoulders. You can't trust Mama. You can't trust any of them. They're all in on this together. Don't buy into their lies! Easy, sweetie. Remember, we play gentle. The grown-ups were closing in on me. I didn't have much time. Zoe, baby, they're going to nab me any second. But before they do, please, I need to hear you say something. I need to hear you say that you believe me.

I grabbed her by the shoulders. You can't trust Mama. You can't trust any of them. They're all in on this together. Don't buy into their lies! Easy, sweetie. Remember, we play gentle. The grown-ups were closing in on me. I didn't have much time. Zoe, baby, they're going to nab me any second. But before they do, please, I need to hear you say something. I need to hear you say that you believe me.

I need to hear you say that this isn't Moo Moo.

I need to hear you say that this isn't Moo Moo.

I thought we had something. Something real. I suppose I've been a fool. I'll just take my Batmans and go. Uh-oh, looks like someone got into the Hanukkah drawer.

I thought we had something. Something real. I suppose I've been a fool. I'll just take my Batmans and go. Uh-oh, looks like someone got into the Hanukkah drawer.

The grown-ups laughed in my face, and as this sick coffee breath hit my nose, something snapped inside my brain. Before I could stop myself, I was lunging at them, arms flailing and legs kicking.

The grown-ups laughed in my face, and as this sick coffee breath hit my nose, something snapped inside my brain. Before I could stop myself, I was lunging at them, arms flailing and legs kicking.

I punched and spat as the grown-ups tried to restrain me. But I was determined not to break this time, no. This time, I wasn't going down without a fight.

I punched and spat as the grown-ups tried to restrain me. But I was determined not to break this time, no. This time, I wasn't going down without a fight.