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I woke hours later. My mind was so foggy, it took me a second to realize I wasn't there alone. Staring up at me from the rug was baby Zoe. What the hell are you doing here?
I woke hours later. My mind was so foggy, it took me a second to realize I wasn't there alone. Staring up at me from the rug was baby Zoe. What the hell are you doing here?
She slid something to me through the bars of my crib. I couldn't make it out in the darkness, but I could feel. Soft cape, groovy hooves, fun horn. Oh, don't be crazy, kid. This moo moo's all you have.
She slid something to me through the bars of my crib. I couldn't make it out in the darkness, but I could feel. Soft cape, groovy hooves, fun horn. Oh, don't be crazy, kid. This moo moo's all you have.
She started to crawl away. She was halfway across the very small rug she was on when I said, wait, hey, hold on now. This case isn't closed. A lot remains unsolved.
She started to crawl away. She was halfway across the very small rug she was on when I said, wait, hey, hold on now. This case isn't closed. A lot remains unsolved.
We still don't know why Mama and Dada went away this weekend or where they went or what they did there. We don't know why they go to work or what work is or why they both have glasses. We don't know their penis and vagina situation, or why they take showers and not baths. We don't even know if Mama and Dada are their real names.
We still don't know why Mama and Dada went away this weekend or where they went or what they did there. We don't know why they go to work or what work is or why they both have glasses. We don't know their penis and vagina situation, or why they take showers and not baths. We don't even know if Mama and Dada are their real names.
Sure, but I was thinking maybe it'd be easier if we cut a deal.
Sure, but I was thinking maybe it'd be easier if we cut a deal.
I'm saying partners. You and me.
I'm saying partners. You and me.
Won't take long. We can start right now. I handed her a crayon to take notes.
Won't take long. We can start right now. I handed her a crayon to take notes.
Don't worry, kiddo. We'll figure it all out. Together.
Don't worry, kiddo. We'll figure it all out. Together.