Natalie Norman

And what they're doing is they're taking a Greek yogurt, listen very closely, Biscoff cookies, dipping them in the yogurt, closing the yogurt back up, putting it in and letting it like congeal overnight.

And then they're like, everyone's like, tastes exactly like a Japanese cheesecake.

And I'm like, in what world are we living in?

Yeah, I was like, what psychosis have we all fallen to?

I feel like they're preparing us for the end of times.

This is a sign the end of times is coming because we no longer apparently can afford cream cheese or ricotta to make an actual cheesecake.

Yeah, yogurt and Biscoff as a treat is insanity.

Okay, well, would you like to read the headline and I can tell the story?

Well, obviously.

So Emily, this is her name for the sake of the story.

She's 17, going on 18.

She's having a birthday party.

She invites all of her friends.

One of her friends, Ryan, has a girlfriend.

And Ryan politely asks, can my girlfriend come?

She says, Emily says, yes.

And then Ryan's girlfriend offers to make a sweet treat.

Or like a treat.

Her name is Sweet Pea.

So Sweet Pea offers to make a sweet treat.