Nathan Brown

It's time to crack open footy's tastiest headlines.

I'm going to rip the top off that pickle juice and knock it down now.

Now it's his time to turn the knife.

Now, Kingy, you know, I would usually let this slip through to the keeper.

So I thought it was reasonably dumb shizing from my colleague, my man Dale Thomas, on Tuesday night.

After, on Monday night, I highlighted that Colby McKercher hadn't had a contested position against the Cats and...

He needs to do some work on that area of his game.

Daisy came in and tried to ambush me with this on Tuesday.

It's a breakdown of your percentages.

is what he said.

Now, I clearly didn't have time to do the numbers, but I had someone contact me about this, Kingy, and clearly Colby is a far superior footballer to me.

But if you're going to come with the receipts, if you're going to come with the ambush, you want to get the percentages right.

Oh, no.

At the same time, 47 games of my career, my contested possession rate was 33.5%.

Colby's at 16.9, so nearly double.

Morning, gents.

Afternoon now, isn't it?

Thank you very much for having us.

Nearly two o'clock.

Nearly two o'clock.