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And everything was in America.

And look, there are going to be different conditions between East Coast and West Coast or South and North within America.

But this one is ridiculous, isn't it?

I mean, this is... We were just saying before we started recording, Gabby, I mean, Nadim, you know, England have got those two of their group games in Boston and New York, but then there is a chance that one of the knockout games in the last 32 or last 16 could be in Mexico City.

How on earth...

And they're not the only country who are going to have this.

How would you prepare for those two different things?

Oh, no.

But that, for Kenny, that whole tour would have been South Africa, wouldn't it?

And then it's not, it's not just the, I suppose it's not just the altitude side of things.

You might be playing in Miami in certain type of conditions, having just come from Atlanta, where you've played indoors in the stadium in Atlanta.

The other thing with all of that, and again, this isn't really answering his question, is the first couple of weeks, I know we say this before virtually every World Cup, but the first couple of weeks could be absolute bedlam.

Yeah.

Well, I did get arrested.

When I lived in Paris, I got arrested for some bloke tried to start a karate fight with me.

And before I knew it, the police had arrived and put us both in jail.

No, I don't think there's a mugshot of me going round.

No, but I mean, it helped my French, no end, actually.

At that stage, I improved my legal jargon.

Stupidly, when, you know...