Neil Clifford

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4,593 appearances 17 recordings 2 series first heard Apr 2026 last heard 14 Aug

Neil Clifford’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 17 in all, peaking in Jul 2026 with 5.

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And the roads are fantastic, but there's nothing at 6.30. matched

So I get to the Total, and there's only the remote. matched

There's no people there because it's like £47 an hour to have an employee in France now. matched

So no one actually works there. matched

So the whole thing's shut. matched

And now, have you noticed that your credit cards do not work in the French petrol stations? matched

And they used to. matched

Something's happened. matched

Maybe it's Brexit. matched

I don't know what it is. matched

They've deliberately stopped the British credit cards. matched

So I don't get any petrol. matched

So then I'm like, shit, I've got five miles left of range. matched

Go to the next petrol station, another total, exactly the same. matched

Oh, my God, I'm fucked. matched

I've got no... Then, you know, when the mileage goes to zero... matched

Yeah. matched

There's a tiny bit on the dial, but it's at zero. matched

And you're like, oh. matched

And then suddenly, let's be blunt about this, I really needed the toilet. matched

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