Neil Fisler

Scottish.

Yeah, but he does quite well for somebody who's 36 getting around the pitch as much as he does.

There's a couple of good comments about Don Ballard.

No.

I can't see what he's any different to Matthews and the BFS.

What we need is a proven striker at this level, not a project player.

There's one name that's been mentioned a couple of times, Connor Punk, 2024, and a couple of others have mentioned him, Callum Wilson.

He would fit into that, wouldn't he?

Yeah, but he's only been West Ham for about five minutes.

Been West Ham for about as long as Kitch, Urlough and the numerous other players, David Ford.

Yeah, but I tell you what, you're able to pound a letter on the back of the shirt.

Is that his full name?

Can you imagine?

Yeah, but you'd have to be lurk-sized to get that on the back of the shirt, wouldn't you?

Very true.

I think that Daniel Clement has said that there's a couple of clubs, Ipswich and Borough and Coventry, and for Callum Wilson, I can actually see him going back to Coventry.

I read that, mate, and I'd forgotten about it.

Oh, no.

I've done lives far too many times.

Thank God I didn't say that one.