Neil Ruddock
๐ค SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I want to go to Vegas.
I went, ooh.
Get the cat and I'll shut up.
I'll sell it, put it in Sotheby's.
It's got 14 grand for it.
So I'm telling the story like this on stage.
John Barnes went, but I said John Barnes, give it to me.
I said, John Barnes, swap this for authenticity.
John Barnes, give me this top.
He said, I didn't give it to you.
I went, oh, I've been telling the lie so long.
I forgot to tell John Barnes.
I nicked it off him.
So he said, right, you owe me like seven grand.
I went, how much did you sell Clayton Blackmore's shirt for?
He went, 500 quid.
Well, I said, you owe me 250 quid.
I've been telling the story that John Bond swapped to me, I forgot.
No, you didn't.
That must have been some trip.