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We're going to go flat down.

He's waiting to be extradited to St.

He's waiting to be extradited to St.

Investigators say they have finally arrested a suspect. His name is 53-year-old Robert Waters.

Investigators say they have finally arrested a suspect. His name is 53-year-old Robert Waters.

We have breaking news tonight. UWL Chancellor Joe Gow has been fired for producing online pornography.

We have breaking news tonight. UWL Chancellor Joe Gow has been fired for producing online pornography.

We have breaking news tonight. UWL Chancellor Joe Gow has been fired for producing online pornography.

And welcome back to WSHIT's evening news. It's news you can use before you snooze. WSHIT, lean and mean and first on the scene. An update on the continuing health care from Donna's Dairy Depot and Delicatessen. With over 137 people now affected by the ongoing dysentery virus found in the milk and cheese buffet, authorities have yet to stop the spread of the illness.

And welcome back to WSHIT's evening news. It's news you can use before you snooze. WSHIT, lean and mean and first on the scene. An update on the continuing health care from Donna's Dairy Depot and Delicatessen. With over 137 people now affected by the ongoing dysentery virus found in the milk and cheese buffet, authorities have yet to stop the spread of the illness.

And welcome back to WSHIT's evening news. It's news you can use before you snooze. WSHIT, lean and mean and first on the scene. An update on the continuing health care from Donna's Dairy Depot and Delicatessen. With over 137 people now affected by the ongoing dysentery virus found in the milk and cheese buffet, authorities have yet to stop the spread of the illness.

With almost all FDA employees now unemployed, Crabapple continues to see its residents fall ill with symptoms ranging from violent vomiting and fever to explosive diarrhea and tooth loss. The head of Crabapple's health department, recent RFK Jr. appointee Dr. Herfin Skolko, held a press conference to address the community and give his advice on the extreme symptoms.

With almost all FDA employees now unemployed, Crabapple continues to see its residents fall ill with symptoms ranging from violent vomiting and fever to explosive diarrhea and tooth loss. The head of Crabapple's health department, recent RFK Jr. appointee Dr. Herfin Skolko, held a press conference to address the community and give his advice on the extreme symptoms.

With almost all FDA employees now unemployed, Crabapple continues to see its residents fall ill with symptoms ranging from violent vomiting and fever to explosive diarrhea and tooth loss. The head of Crabapple's health department, recent RFK Jr. appointee Dr. Herfin Skolko, held a press conference to address the community and give his advice on the extreme symptoms.

Let's listen now to what the doctor had to say to the residents experiencing gastrointestinal issues.

Let's listen now to what the doctor had to say to the residents experiencing gastrointestinal issues.

Let's listen now to what the doctor had to say to the residents experiencing gastrointestinal issues.

And Dr. Skokal also added that residents should take their daily dose of colloidal silver. And we wish all the best to our anally challenged friends. We'll be back after this commercial break.

And Dr. Skokal also added that residents should take their daily dose of colloidal silver. And we wish all the best to our anally challenged friends. We'll be back after this commercial break.