Niall

Absolutely not.

And but it's been a various sort of stories.

And of course, there's been other more serious stories that have been there as well.

There's been quite a lot of very violent crime in Ireland.

Some of it has resulted in people being brought before the courts.

Yeah, I mean, he identified as suspects and all the rest of it.

But really violent stuff has been going on.

We finish on a slightly lighter note.

Go on.

What do you think about the jeweller in Australia who staged a robbery in his own store because it was sort of an insurance scam.

He was about to go wallop and he wanted to recoup a little bit of money.

So he tied himself and a shop assistant up and claimed that...

He had been robbed and in court it was heard it was brazen, but it certainly wasn't sophisticated.

The only way he could save his business was through his insurance fraud.

So he was the mastermind himself of the scheme, this guy.

And he hired this accomplice to tie him and the other employee up.

It's like something from a movie, isn't it?

I'm sort of speaking.

What did he say happened to him?

I'm actually going to have nightmares when I ask a question.