Nick Mullen

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The Adam Friedland Show · The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Joe Mande - Episode 88 · 10 Jan 2025 podcast

We're going to spruce up the Cornbread THC read by telling the story. Have you ever met the comic Jake Young? No. He probably would have been doing stand-up around your time in New York. Yeah, he was a D.C. guy. He was a funny guy. He was a big, fat guy, but he was one of those nerd comedians. He would do comic book comedy and stuff like that. And he got an opportunity to open for Brian Posehn.

Because his dick looked like... Yeah, exactly, because he looked like Patton Oswalt, and Brian Posehn was like,

you remind me of my friend's penis or however brian talks or my penis yo right my own penis you look like my penis he said it he said you look like my penis well you're brian posain you know smokes weed or whatever and so he asked our friend uh jordan to like roll him a joint so that in the green room he could be like fucking smoke weed or whatever brian posain just seemed cool

and you know he's like a nerd so he had jordan roll the joint a month in advance okay and so he was holding on to the brian posey and joint that he would present in the green room to show that he smoked weed and then he went to go see i think it was wally i think wally was the movie they went to go see in the movie theater and like jordan was like do you smoke weed at all and he's like no and

And he was like, I think you should probably try to smoke weed first. So he's like, well, like he's like, but I only have the Brian Posehn joint. He's like, I'll roll you another joint. And so he smokes a Brian Posehn joint. And I guess he's upset about smoking his special Brian Posehn joint. So they're in Wally. He's being a baby. And he's not feeling very good.

And he started, he had to leave halfway through the movie because he thought the people sitting next to him were texting the police that he was high. Yeah. He's an adult, man. He was like 29.

Yeah, I really don't trust anybody that starts late.

I don't know what I'm talking about. Doug Benson is old as shit, though. Yeah. He was Adam Sandler's roommate, right? He's like, I think he's like 85. He's Shecky Green's roommate. Yeah, he's old. Him and Dick Gregory were contemporaries.

Every time you say the name, it grows on me a little bit more. You like the name? Cornbread THC. Because initially it's like, because it's a gummy. I just think of that movie Life. Cornbread shouldn't have a gummy texture. Do you remember that movie Life with Eddie Murphy? But then, you know, then you associate it with getting high. Yeah. And you're like, actually.

It's awesome. Okay. And it's cheap, too. That's the best part. And anyone can make it.

Although I don't really like sweet cornbread.

Oh, yeah.

I like it just plain.

Making yourself a cornbread dinner with a glass of red wine.

You take the macaw out of the cage. You set it down at the dinner table. You light your candelabra. Yeah. Guys, you open your time lock safe when you pull out the latest Garfield comic. The one you're allowed a day.

They're very smart birds.

I found a hurt bird when we were in Canada. It got hit by a car. It went viral. It was in the middle of the street. What kind of bird? It was a crow. And then all the other crows were in the trees screaming. And the thing was stunned in the street. So I took it out of the street and I was like... you know, I don't know what to do with it. So we found an animal hospital down the block.

And so we took it to the animal. And they snapped its neck. They did. They probably killed it as soon as I brought it in there. But they were like... Seagull style. Like a bird chiropractor. I think didn't... I showed them, I talked to them for a second. I think they said that the bird was just like in shock. It didn't look like it was like seriously hurt. It just got dinged. Yeah.

But I like to imagine that bird somewhere. Like, if I were in the fires in Los Angeles... You'd go for the birds. I'd be like, well, they would come and fucking... Oh, save you. Save me. And then I'd be flying off with crows.

A downloading child pornography of crows. I think that's what it's called.

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