Nick Offerman

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1,205 appearances 7 recordings 5 series first heard Jan 2022 last heard 2 May

Nick Offerman’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 6 in all, peaking in Apr 2026 with 3.

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Where you come from, how you got here, what you're bleeding out of, at Waffle House, your family, the type of family you get in fist fights with.
I'm gonna kick your ass.
Here comes one right now.
And from all of us here at Waffle House, we hope to fist fight you soon.
Waffle House, we don't care.
I didn't kill your wife!
And whichever one they look good.
I happen to think the large looks by far the best.
We were on Air Force One the other day, and I walk in there because he wants to talk about something, and he's got an orange soft drink on his desk.
I didn't want to say the brand name on the podcast.
He's got Fanta on the desk, and I say, are you kidding me?
So he starts to, like, sheepishly grin.
He goes, you know, this stuff's good for me.
It kills cancer cells.
And then he tells me it's fresh squeezed.
So how bad could it be for you?
Okay, okay.
Yo.
What's going on, man?
I'm doing well.
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