Nick Offerman

And the young men in the show were being put up in a monastery in a sort of dormitory setting, but, you know, quite idyllic in the Cypriot mountains.

And one day, Sensei came in to check on us and sort of check out our comportment, as it were.

We were his charges.

And he looked into our bathroom.

And I don't remember, you know, we had basically destroyed this bathroom.

It was terrible.

And he came out and gave me this lesson I can never forget, which is he said, when you leave a bathroom messy...

No matter who comes after you into that bathroom, you are doing them such an unkindness.

You're being such a bad neighbor.

And if you go into a bathroom and someone else has left it messy...

It doesn't matter who did or when.

The next person is going to think you did it.

Yes.

So not only do you have to be conscientious and take care of your own hygiene and cleanliness, but...

And now I'll go into a bathroom that someone else has been a jerk and left a mess.

And I'm like, God damn it, sensei.

Now I have to clean up some other jerk.

But I mean, those are the kind of values that I'm like, okay, that feels like something I would have taken from church where it's like,

It's like picking up litter or it's like doing the right thing even when no one will see you do the wrong thing.

It's never more true than with national park toilets because quite often you come upon them when you're desperate for a place to relieve yourself.