Nick Offerman

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1,205 appearances 7 recordings 5 series first heard Jan 2022 last heard 2 May

Nick Offerman’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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I was with my boys one time, and I was telling them I was going to go to Waffle House and get Waffle House.

And I ended up at a Waffle House.

This was in Georgia.

And I ended up at a Waffle House like 50 miles away from where I was.

They said, where are you?

I said, Waffle House.

They said, Waffle House where?

And I said, Waffle House in Rome, Georgia.

I said, that's not possible.

You just left here like a moment ago.

I was on the phone, oh my God, what's happening?

And I was landed.

And landed about 40 miles away in a ditch outside of a Baptist church.

As long as you've got $3 in loose change, we are happy to have you.

If we had standards, we wouldn't have customers.

So teleport on over with clothes,

without clothes, whatever.

When do we have time to clean, you might wonder?

Hey!

We don't ask you questions, and you don't ask us questions either.

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