Nick Scarpino

I don't know enough about Bionicles, just that they're cool.

No, I had a singular Bionicle, and I hated building it, honestly.

I don't know why.

They were just weird to put together.

I hated it as a kid, honestly.

But they seemed all right.

They seemed all right?

When I saw them on TV as a kid, I was kind of like, it seems cool.

They're doing too much a little bit.

Bionicles were just doing too much.

I think that was the big thing for me.

Bionicles were getting crazy.

But they weren't cool.

But they were like, you're getting a little bit too crazy for me.

um but yeah like you know joined up with the main crew and the dnd thing um and oh i got shot in the shoulder because basically the way they introduced me was like their crew was hanging out at a camp or whatever and then i was like kind of like a shadowy figure that was like

Hanging out behind a tree And somebody had rolled for perception or whatever And they didn't roll high enough So they just saw me as a shadowy figure They didn't see who I was Dude, fucking Eric Eric is not his name in the game His name in the game is Cannonball He's like a tough dwarf

um cannonball saw me and was like he was like i want to shoot it and i was like oh shit you know because they don't know it's me i'm just sitting there like waiting to make my entrance and so they shoot me they fucking roll i believe a nat 20 and so their shot connects it hits me for 10 hp or whatever and so now i'm like well the dm is like all right introduce yourself or whatever like what do they see what's your name and i'm like they see me fucking bleeding out my shoulders what they see so it wasn't a great introduction to the crew but

I'm looking forward to the next session.

It is a memorable introduction.

So it's Cannonball.