Nick the Rat

I have a couple of whoppers.

Oh, man.

I wish I found a whopper somewhere right about now.

People don't throw those away.

They usually eat all their whopper right on up.

And I don't... I don't get any of the freaking whopper.

Anyway, there was a fireball.

I think this was definitely not a fireball, though, because if you look at it, you just see... It doesn't look like a fireball.

It looks... That's definitely a crashing UFO.

You can tell by the streak behind it.

It's glowing a certain red color that usually comes out of the engines of these spaceships, because they're manipulating gravity, and you can tell...

From the gravitational pull on the light.

Anyway, this was going over Chelyabinsk.

Chelyabinsk.

Chelyabinsk.

Oh wait, no, this is the biggest fireball since Chelyabinsk streaking over the Atlantic.

What is this one called?

I read this article all wrong.

I don't know.

It's kind of sad that... I don't know the name of this thing, but it flew over the sky, over the southern Atlantic Ocean on the 6th.