Nick the Rat

It was...

If anybody out there's ever watched X-Files, they know this is definitely an alien spaceship at the bottom of the sea.

We need... We need to go there, and... We need to go there, and if we do, we should wear, like, really tight eye goggle type things.

You don't... That black oil stuff, man.

I don't want that in my eyeballs.

I don't... I don't know how people are getting away with that.

Um...

Other than that, that incredibly interesting news, there's big happenings going on over here.

I got...

I now have a phone line.

I snuck it out of... It was the craziest thing.

There's an office building above the sewer where I call my abode.

And the window on the first floor was open.

I was... I crawled through... It took me a long time to get into this.

I ramboed up into that window and I grabbed a phone line.

I gnawed on it.

I...

and chewed right through it.

Then I jumped back out the window with the other, the end, the live wire, and I got a little shock from it, but...

You know, it cleared my sinuses.