Nick the Rat

He got a lot of beef jerky.

He had so much that he probably put some in a refrigerator.

And he probably had so much beef jerky that he needed acid to melt it down because he couldn't eat it all.

He's like, what am I going to do with all this fucking beef jerky?

Give me 50,000 gallons of acid so I could melt this beef jerky away.

Because I was wrong about my hobby.

Sometimes you're wrong about your hobby.

You know how much shit I have in my broken down spaceship that I stole from people because I thought I was going to start a new hobby and then it just collects dust and sits there forever.

If I could buy some fucking acid and melt away all my old hobbies, I'd do that shit too.

everybody's also like, oh, everybody's trying to say things, you know, Mel Gibson, Corey Feldman, all these people came out and said that there's evil people in Hollywood.

Yeah, there's evil people everywhere.

You guys need to wake up.

Everybody is evil.

There's evil people working in your Starbucks.

There's evil people working at your footlocker.

There's evil people being your doctor, your dentist.

You know how many cavities you probably didn't have

that they said you had because you're a fucking retard.

Everybody's a retard.

You can't trust anybody.