Nick the Rat

If you want proper care, you have to learn how to be your own dentist.

You have to get a fucking pick and pick around your own shit and look for holes because these guys are gonna lie about your holes.

Everybody lies.

Now in a society full of lies, you can't have any truths because truth don't fucking matter.

The only thing that's true is what goes up must come down.

Physics is truth.

That's why

The Oaktarians are fucking smart because we basically lived on physics alone and we were very better off for it.

And now that I left the planet, they're probably having a better time because I fucked the president's wife and ate their kids.

They were tasty though.

You know, once those little babies fill up on breast milk, their intestinal tract becomes more like a mixture of cream cheese.

You know, it's not really shit.

It's very tasty.

It makes you live longer.

You rub it on your skin.

Good stuff.

And you know you're fucked because you got people in the street killing themselves to protect criminals.

I am flabbergasted by this behavior.

This behavior is insane to me.

If you see injustice happening to...