Nick Wright

I'm a grown-ass man who's not filthy rich. I can't afford a Lamborghini. Well, I probably can, but that's beside the point.

I'm a grown-ass man who's not filthy rich. I can't afford a Lamborghini. Well, I probably can, but that's beside the point.

I have a feeling if Christopher, under any circumstances, interviewing me and I'm, you know, bottomless, he's going to say, Dad, put on some pants. Right. You know, like, is it that inconvenient to put on some pants? You're going to ask Mike Tyson in that spot to put on some pants? Hey, you know, the sun. Hey, Dad, please. Just, you know, a pair of pants. But I didn't feel cheated.

I have a feeling if Christopher, under any circumstances, interviewing me and I'm, you know, bottomless, he's going to say, Dad, put on some pants. Right. You know, like, is it that inconvenient to put on some pants? You're going to ask Mike Tyson in that spot to put on some pants? Hey, you know, the sun. Hey, Dad, please. Just, you know, a pair of pants. But I didn't feel cheated.

Look, it was a totally lopsided fight. They had to have a split decision to create any impetus for a rematch, and it was not even close to a split decision. Rematch?

Look, it was a totally lopsided fight. They had to have a split decision to create any impetus for a rematch, and it was not even close to a split decision. Rematch?

Like I just said, if you were listening, a split decision, and there would have been impetus for a rematch. When you have a unanimous decision... There's nothing. It just dies. But the reason I didn't feel cheated is that anybody who had Netflix was watching it for free. It's not like I paid 70 bucks for pay-per-view.

Like I just said, if you were listening, a split decision, and there would have been impetus for a rematch. When you have a unanimous decision... There's nothing. It just dies. But the reason I didn't feel cheated is that anybody who had Netflix was watching it for free. It's not like I paid 70 bucks for pay-per-view.

The last Super Bowl drew 123 million viewers. For a cartoon freak show boxing match to draw half of that total was astounding.

The last Super Bowl drew 123 million viewers. For a cartoon freak show boxing match to draw half of that total was astounding.

I thought it was an absolutely brilliant matchup. You had black versus white. You had young versus old. You had all of the animus against the self-promoter Jake Paul, the YouTuber turned self-made boxer. You had Mike Tyson, who for most of his career was the perfect villain. All of a sudden, he's the lovable grandpa that everybody's rooting for. And convicted rapist. Okay, we can say that.

I thought it was an absolutely brilliant matchup. You had black versus white. You had young versus old. You had all of the animus against the self-promoter Jake Paul, the YouTuber turned self-made boxer. You had Mike Tyson, who for most of his career was the perfect villain. All of a sudden, he's the lovable grandpa that everybody's rooting for. And convicted rapist. Okay, we can say that.

We should probably say that.

We should probably say that.

I think for a lot of people, we're rooting for Mike Tyson.

I think for a lot of people, we're rooting for Mike Tyson.

Christopher and I on my podcast out today.

Christopher and I on my podcast out today.

That's correct.

That's correct.