Nikki Glaser

No, I get roasted by me. That's the thing. It's like I developed this skill because of what I say to myself a lot of times. I think I just made that connection recently of like, I think on this last roast, I'm thinking, what are they going to say about me? And I'm like, you've already said it to yourself at some point. Like, they can't come at you for anything wrong. I mean, they find a way.

No, I get roasted by me. That's the thing. It's like I developed this skill because of what I say to myself a lot of times. I think I just made that connection recently of like, I think on this last roast, I'm thinking, what are they going to say about me? And I'm like, you've already said it to yourself at some point. Like, they can't come at you for anything wrong. I mean, they find a way.

Sometimes you go, oh, man, I didn't even notice that about myself. But, yeah, it's crazy that I watch clips of myself at roasts and I go, who do you think you are talking to someone like this? I really, it's an out-of-body experience and I just really have to almost play a character.

Sometimes you go, oh, man, I didn't even notice that about myself. But, yeah, it's crazy that I watch clips of myself at roasts and I go, who do you think you are talking to someone like this? I really, it's an out-of-body experience and I just really have to almost play a character.

Sometimes you go, oh, man, I didn't even notice that about myself. But, yeah, it's crazy that I watch clips of myself at roasts and I go, who do you think you are talking to someone like this? I really, it's an out-of-body experience and I just really have to almost play a character.

It really is when you say it like that. Like, I don't know... I understand why people love it because it's just saying things that you would never be able to say and the person sitting right there. And so it feels like it's okay because they're laughing along with it. So it makes us all feel better about what we're laughing about. But it is insane. I don't know why anyone signs up for it.

It really is when you say it like that. Like, I don't know... I understand why people love it because it's just saying things that you would never be able to say and the person sitting right there. And so it feels like it's okay because they're laughing along with it. So it makes us all feel better about what we're laughing about. But it is insane. I don't know why anyone signs up for it.

It really is when you say it like that. Like, I don't know... I understand why people love it because it's just saying things that you would never be able to say and the person sitting right there. And so it feels like it's okay because they're laughing along with it. So it makes us all feel better about what we're laughing about. But it is insane. I don't know why anyone signs up for it.

I'm grateful that they do. And that is the only reason I can even do it is because I know they're signing up for it. I mean, I really... I really respect, you know, in terms of Tom Brady, I was like, I can't believe he's going to do this. And and because he said yes to it, it's kind of like unless you tell me things are off limits, I'm going to go there. I have license. I have your consent.

I'm grateful that they do. And that is the only reason I can even do it is because I know they're signing up for it. I mean, I really... I really respect, you know, in terms of Tom Brady, I was like, I can't believe he's going to do this. And and because he said yes to it, it's kind of like unless you tell me things are off limits, I'm going to go there. I have license. I have your consent.

I'm grateful that they do. And that is the only reason I can even do it is because I know they're signing up for it. I mean, I really... I really respect, you know, in terms of Tom Brady, I was like, I can't believe he's going to do this. And and because he said yes to it, it's kind of like unless you tell me things are off limits, I'm going to go there. I have license. I have your consent.

And and then I go and boy. Yeah, I just I can't believe the places my mind will go to.

And and then I go and boy. Yeah, I just I can't believe the places my mind will go to.

And and then I go and boy. Yeah, I just I can't believe the places my mind will go to.

I really do have to do kind of a cleanse after I write for a roast because my mind is in just such a bad place where I'm just constantly thinking the worst thing about someone, looking at pictures of them, thinking what is something I can think about them that is going to haunt them the rest of their life because I'm going to reveal it to everyone.

I really do have to do kind of a cleanse after I write for a roast because my mind is in just such a bad place where I'm just constantly thinking the worst thing about someone, looking at pictures of them, thinking what is something I can think about them that is going to haunt them the rest of their life because I'm going to reveal it to everyone.

I really do have to do kind of a cleanse after I write for a roast because my mind is in just such a bad place where I'm just constantly thinking the worst thing about someone, looking at pictures of them, thinking what is something I can think about them that is going to haunt them the rest of their life because I'm going to reveal it to everyone.

I mean, it's a disgusting place to write from, but that's the job.

I mean, it's a disgusting place to write from, but that's the job.

I mean, it's a disgusting place to write from, but that's the job.