Nikki Glaser

You really are. I mean, you're the best to ever play for too long. I mean... You were tired, then you came back, and then you were tired again. I mean, I get it. It's hard to walk away from something that's not your pregnant girlfriend. It's tough. Hey, to be fair, he didn't know she was pregnant. He just thought she was getting fat. And Tom hates fat.

You really are. I mean, you're the best to ever play for too long. I mean... You were tired, then you came back, and then you were tired again. I mean, I get it. It's hard to walk away from something that's not your pregnant girlfriend. It's tough. Hey, to be fair, he didn't know she was pregnant. He just thought she was getting fat. And Tom hates fat.

You really are. I mean, you're the best to ever play for too long. I mean... You were tired, then you came back, and then you were tired again. I mean, I get it. It's hard to walk away from something that's not your pregnant girlfriend. It's tough. Hey, to be fair, he didn't know she was pregnant. He just thought she was getting fat. And Tom hates fat.

I mean, do you guys know about his diet program? It is so strict. But if you follow it exactly as he does, you too can lose your family. And seriously...

I mean, do you guys know about his diet program? It is so strict. But if you follow it exactly as he does, you too can lose your family. And seriously...

I mean, do you guys know about his diet program? It is so strict. But if you follow it exactly as he does, you too can lose your family. And seriously...

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. I felt like I was sticking up for her in a way with that joke. And maybe that's me trying to soften it for myself. But I felt like I was more coming at him than her personally. And and calling. I like the idea of me defending him and saying, you guys chill out. He just thought she was getting kind of fat, which is also calling him out for being, you know, just, you know, he broke up.

Yeah. I felt like I was sticking up for her in a way with that joke. And maybe that's me trying to soften it for myself. But I felt like I was more coming at him than her personally. And and calling. I like the idea of me defending him and saying, you guys chill out. He just thought she was getting kind of fat, which is also calling him out for being, you know, just, you know, he broke up.

Yeah. I felt like I was sticking up for her in a way with that joke. And maybe that's me trying to soften it for myself. But I felt like I was more coming at him than her personally. And and calling. I like the idea of me defending him and saying, you guys chill out. He just thought she was getting kind of fat, which is also calling him out for being, you know, just, you know, he broke up.

I don't know what happened in the relationship, but it ended and then he ends up dating a model and his girlfriend was pregnant. It's it seems to me to be that would be the number one thing we can joke about. So. For me to get through that whole roast and see that no one else mentioned that incident in his life, I was shocked because it's a guessing game, Terry.

I don't know what happened in the relationship, but it ended and then he ends up dating a model and his girlfriend was pregnant. It's it seems to me to be that would be the number one thing we can joke about. So. For me to get through that whole roast and see that no one else mentioned that incident in his life, I was shocked because it's a guessing game, Terry.

I don't know what happened in the relationship, but it ended and then he ends up dating a model and his girlfriend was pregnant. It's it seems to me to be that would be the number one thing we can joke about. So. For me to get through that whole roast and see that no one else mentioned that incident in his life, I was shocked because it's a guessing game, Terry.

Like, it really is like, is this going to fly? Is this going to be okay? I really don't know until I get there. And thank God he is kind of, like, behind me because I don't want to look at him. It's so—it's insane. I can't even—like, I did those jokes so much. leading up to it, practicing around town. He wasn't there for those.

Like, it really is like, is this going to fly? Is this going to be okay? I really don't know until I get there. And thank God he is kind of, like, behind me because I don't want to look at him. It's so—it's insane. I can't even—like, I did those jokes so much. leading up to it, practicing around town. He wasn't there for those.

Like, it really is like, is this going to fly? Is this going to be okay? I really don't know until I get there. And thank God he is kind of, like, behind me because I don't want to look at him. It's so—it's insane. I can't even—like, I did those jokes so much. leading up to it, practicing around town. He wasn't there for those.

But when you finally get up there, it's really scary to say these to someone's face. And thank God he's like barely in my periphery because I don't know that I could do it if I had to look at him during it. But at that point, I was so on autopilot and had the set so locked from practicing that it didn't matter anymore. And I almost didn't have feeling behind the joke.

But when you finally get up there, it's really scary to say these to someone's face. And thank God he's like barely in my periphery because I don't know that I could do it if I had to look at him during it. But at that point, I was so on autopilot and had the set so locked from practicing that it didn't matter anymore. And I almost didn't have feeling behind the joke.