Nikki Glaser
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I would like to do more roasts in the future to right those wrongs and be able to make different jokes, like have parameters for myself and challenge myself to not go to those, quote unquote, easy places. But yeah, I'm embarrassed of things I've said to people on those things. And it's hard to relisten and relive it. But I'm sure much harder for them.
I would like to do more roasts in the future to right those wrongs and be able to make different jokes, like have parameters for myself and challenge myself to not go to those, quote unquote, easy places. But yeah, I'm embarrassed of things I've said to people on those things. And it's hard to relisten and relive it. But I'm sure much harder for them.
Yeah. And, you know, I want to like them. Like, I want to come from a place of, like, love because if it's just all disdain, it's just going to read that way and it's not going to be as funny. And I'm the brunt of it, too. Like, I'm on the receiving end of jokes that really hurt my feelings. So I get what it's like. It's not easy.
Yeah. And, you know, I want to like them. Like, I want to come from a place of, like, love because if it's just all disdain, it's just going to read that way and it's not going to be as funny. And I'm the brunt of it, too. Like, I'm on the receiving end of jokes that really hurt my feelings. So I get what it's like. It's not easy.
Yeah. And, you know, I want to like them. Like, I want to come from a place of, like, love because if it's just all disdain, it's just going to read that way and it's not going to be as funny. And I'm the brunt of it, too. Like, I'm on the receiving end of jokes that really hurt my feelings. So I get what it's like. It's not easy.
No. I mean, there was one about it was Sybil Shepard at the roast of Bruce Willis. And she said that I saw Nikki before the show. I walked into the bathroom and I saw her from behind and I go, oh, my God, look at this model. And then she turned around and I go, oh, she's a comedian. And that really, that really stung because I have so many insecurities about my face and it's not good enough.
No. I mean, there was one about it was Sybil Shepard at the roast of Bruce Willis. And she said that I saw Nikki before the show. I walked into the bathroom and I saw her from behind and I go, oh, my God, look at this model. And then she turned around and I go, oh, she's a comedian. And that really, that really stung because I have so many insecurities about my face and it's not good enough.
No. I mean, there was one about it was Sybil Shepard at the roast of Bruce Willis. And she said that I saw Nikki before the show. I walked into the bathroom and I saw her from behind and I go, oh, my God, look at this model. And then she turned around and I go, oh, she's a comedian. And that really, that really stung because I have so many insecurities about my face and it's not good enough.
And that's why I'm a comedian is because I wish I could just be pretty. It's like that one hurt. And then the laughter that follows. including yours just now, is the kicker as well, where you just go, oh, no, that might be true. And then there was another one. Pete Davidson had one about me having a flat butt. And I was like, oh, no, I always knew that about myself.
And that's why I'm a comedian is because I wish I could just be pretty. It's like that one hurt. And then the laughter that follows. including yours just now, is the kicker as well, where you just go, oh, no, that might be true. And then there was another one. Pete Davidson had one about me having a flat butt. And I was like, oh, no, I always knew that about myself.
And that's why I'm a comedian is because I wish I could just be pretty. It's like that one hurt. And then the laughter that follows. including yours just now, is the kicker as well, where you just go, oh, no, that might be true. And then there was another one. Pete Davidson had one about me having a flat butt. And I was like, oh, no, I always knew that about myself.
Now other people know that I have no butt. And then there was one about me not being funny. This... This time around that kind of stung. Yeah. And then you just put on a happy face and then you don't think about it until the car ride home when you're just like despondently looking out the window and everyone around you is like, that was so amazing tonight.
Now other people know that I have no butt. And then there was one about me not being funny. This... This time around that kind of stung. Yeah. And then you just put on a happy face and then you don't think about it until the car ride home when you're just like despondently looking out the window and everyone around you is like, that was so amazing tonight.
Now other people know that I have no butt. And then there was one about me not being funny. This... This time around that kind of stung. Yeah. And then you just put on a happy face and then you don't think about it until the car ride home when you're just like despondently looking out the window and everyone around you is like, that was so amazing tonight.
And you're like, but like the thing that Tony Hinchcliffe said, do you like think that comes from a real place? And they're like, why are you thinking about that joke that no one's talking about? You had the night of your life. And I mean, I've cried at, I think, two out of the three roast after parties because of my feelings getting hurt. Yeah.
And you're like, but like the thing that Tony Hinchcliffe said, do you like think that comes from a real place? And they're like, why are you thinking about that joke that no one's talking about? You had the night of your life. And I mean, I've cried at, I think, two out of the three roast after parties because of my feelings getting hurt. Yeah.
And you're like, but like the thing that Tony Hinchcliffe said, do you like think that comes from a real place? And they're like, why are you thinking about that joke that no one's talking about? You had the night of your life. And I mean, I've cried at, I think, two out of the three roast after parties because of my feelings getting hurt. Yeah.
And then I also, after the roast of Bruce Willis, I got a ton of stuff injected in my face and laser stuff done to fix what Sybil saw.
And then I also, after the roast of Bruce Willis, I got a ton of stuff injected in my face and laser stuff done to fix what Sybil saw.
And then I also, after the roast of Bruce Willis, I got a ton of stuff injected in my face and laser stuff done to fix what Sybil saw.