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Nikki Glaser

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Comic Nikki Glaser On Roasts & Hurt Feelings

I just go, okay, I finally have confirmation. I've been saying I'm ugly my whole life. Everyone is like, no, you're beautiful. And then Sybil just said I was ugly. And the whole room laughed equals it's true. And I'm going to do something about it finally. So I really did. I went and spent that entire paycheck at a med spa and did – you know, I did a laser –

Fresh Air
Comic Nikki Glaser On Roasts & Hurt Feelings

I just go, okay, I finally have confirmation. I've been saying I'm ugly my whole life. Everyone is like, no, you're beautiful. And then Sybil just said I was ugly. And the whole room laughed equals it's true. And I'm going to do something about it finally. So I really did. I went and spent that entire paycheck at a med spa and did – you know, I did a laser –

Fresh Air
Comic Nikki Glaser On Roasts & Hurt Feelings

I just go, okay, I finally have confirmation. I've been saying I'm ugly my whole life. Everyone is like, no, you're beautiful. And then Sybil just said I was ugly. And the whole room laughed equals it's true. And I'm going to do something about it finally. So I really did. I went and spent that entire paycheck at a med spa and did – you know, I did a laser –

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Comic Nikki Glaser On Roasts & Hurt Feelings

on my face that they had to strap down my hands because my body would probably try to run to the nearest like water source to be because I my body thinks I'm on fire. I had to be like held down. And I was like, what am I doing to myself? And I continue to do those treatments here and there. But I really went all in and pretty crazy right after.

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Comic Nikki Glaser On Roasts & Hurt Feelings

on my face that they had to strap down my hands because my body would probably try to run to the nearest like water source to be because I my body thinks I'm on fire. I had to be like held down. And I was like, what am I doing to myself? And I continue to do those treatments here and there. But I really went all in and pretty crazy right after.

Fresh Air
Comic Nikki Glaser On Roasts & Hurt Feelings

on my face that they had to strap down my hands because my body would probably try to run to the nearest like water source to be because I my body thinks I'm on fire. I had to be like held down. And I was like, what am I doing to myself? And I continue to do those treatments here and there. But I really went all in and pretty crazy right after.

Fresh Air
Comic Nikki Glaser On Roasts & Hurt Feelings

And and yeah, I mean, it just I've been I've been on the receiving end. So I know what it's like. And I do feel bad about the things I've said because I've suffered in the wake of it as well.

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Comic Nikki Glaser On Roasts & Hurt Feelings

And and yeah, I mean, it just I've been I've been on the receiving end. So I know what it's like. And I do feel bad about the things I've said because I've suffered in the wake of it as well.

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Comic Nikki Glaser On Roasts & Hurt Feelings

And and yeah, I mean, it just I've been I've been on the receiving end. So I know what it's like. And I do feel bad about the things I've said because I've suffered in the wake of it as well.

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Comic Nikki Glaser On Roasts & Hurt Feelings

Yeah, I really appreciate that interpretation. And that honestly did sink in. And a lot of what people say in response to this kind of opinion I have about myself does not land. And that did, except the part where you said, and that's OK, because I come from the place of like, yeah, some people are perfect. And I go, and why am I not?

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Comic Nikki Glaser On Roasts & Hurt Feelings

Yeah, I really appreciate that interpretation. And that honestly did sink in. And a lot of what people say in response to this kind of opinion I have about myself does not land. And that did, except the part where you said, and that's OK, because I come from the place of like, yeah, some people are perfect. And I go, and why am I not?

Fresh Air
Comic Nikki Glaser On Roasts & Hurt Feelings

Yeah, I really appreciate that interpretation. And that honestly did sink in. And a lot of what people say in response to this kind of opinion I have about myself does not land. And that did, except the part where you said, and that's OK, because I come from the place of like, yeah, some people are perfect. And I go, and why am I not?

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Comic Nikki Glaser On Roasts & Hurt Feelings

And, you know, in many ways my life is perfect, but it's just been this struggle. I mean, I've always felt kind of, like, ugly. And I think that's been the thing I've struggled with most of my life. And I realize that that's ridiculous. I know that I'm a pretty enough girl, but it's, like, not as much as I want to be. And, man, I wouldn't have to work as hard if I was prettier.

Fresh Air
Comic Nikki Glaser On Roasts & Hurt Feelings

And, you know, in many ways my life is perfect, but it's just been this struggle. I mean, I've always felt kind of, like, ugly. And I think that's been the thing I've struggled with most of my life. And I realize that that's ridiculous. I know that I'm a pretty enough girl, but it's, like, not as much as I want to be. And, man, I wouldn't have to work as hard if I was prettier.

Fresh Air
Comic Nikki Glaser On Roasts & Hurt Feelings

And, you know, in many ways my life is perfect, but it's just been this struggle. I mean, I've always felt kind of, like, ugly. And I think that's been the thing I've struggled with most of my life. And I realize that that's ridiculous. I know that I'm a pretty enough girl, but it's, like, not as much as I want to be. And, man, I wouldn't have to work as hard if I was prettier.

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Comic Nikki Glaser On Roasts & Hurt Feelings

And saying to my mom as a young child.

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Comic Nikki Glaser On Roasts & Hurt Feelings

And saying to my mom as a young child.

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Comic Nikki Glaser On Roasts & Hurt Feelings

And saying to my mom as a young child.

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Comic Nikki Glaser On Roasts & Hurt Feelings

Yeah. And I'm because I'm so glad I gave you your greatest gift. Exactly. And I know that. But sometimes I'm like, I'd give it all up just to I'd be mute just so I could be gorgeous. Just what is you know, I'm always the comparing and despairing is something I'm well versed in.

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Comic Nikki Glaser On Roasts & Hurt Feelings

Yeah. And I'm because I'm so glad I gave you your greatest gift. Exactly. And I know that. But sometimes I'm like, I'd give it all up just to I'd be mute just so I could be gorgeous. Just what is you know, I'm always the comparing and despairing is something I'm well versed in.