Nikki Glaser

that's what I'm struggling with is like, I kind of like the way things are. And so I have an apartment. I don't like, I don't own a home. And so I'm like, you know what? I should own a home. So let me just visualize the home I'm in. And then I think about like, we got to get these cabinets redone. And then I'm like, oh, I got to call someone. Like I'm living in it.

And then I go, I got to call the landscaper. Like there's so much work that starts happening. I go, I don't want this house. Like, let me take me back to my apartment. So I'm kind of like, I just really like the way things are now. That's great. But I have goals of like, you know, SNL I think is a good goal. Like hosting SNL. That's a great goal for a celebrity person.

And then I go, I got to call the landscaper. Like there's so much work that starts happening. I go, I don't want this house. Like, let me take me back to my apartment. So I'm kind of like, I just really like the way things are now. That's great. But I have goals of like, you know, SNL I think is a good goal. Like hosting SNL. That's a great goal for a celebrity person.

And then I go, I got to call the landscaper. Like there's so much work that starts happening. I go, I don't want this house. Like, let me take me back to my apartment. So I'm kind of like, I just really like the way things are now. That's great. But I have goals of like, you know, SNL I think is a good goal. Like hosting SNL. That's a great goal for a celebrity person.

That's happening in the fall. It's happened, right? Yes. I think it's happened. Have they approached you? It's happened. I think it's not yet, but there's been talks. There's whispering. They should get you.

That's happening in the fall. It's happened, right? Yes. I think it's happened. Have they approached you? It's happened. I think it's not yet, but there's been talks. There's whispering. They should get you.

That's happening in the fall. It's happened, right? Yes. I think it's happened. Have they approached you? It's happened. I think it's not yet, but there's been talks. There's whispering. They should get you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That's already manifested. So I got, yeah, I don't know. I don't know what's next, but what do you, what about Will and Jason? Do you guys goal it up?

That's already manifested. So I got, yeah, I don't know. I don't know what's next, but what do you, what about Will and Jason? Do you guys goal it up?

That's already manifested. So I got, yeah, I don't know. I don't know what's next, but what do you, what about Will and Jason? Do you guys goal it up?

And I think I did it, that's what, why my, when I was in high school, I used to just tell my friends, oh, I used to be obsessed with Dave Matthews and my friends all were too. And I would say, oh, I'll just like meet him someday and like get to, I'm going to tell him like how I feel. And they were like, how would you meet him? And I'm like, well, I'm going to be famous. And they were like, what?

And I think I did it, that's what, why my, when I was in high school, I used to just tell my friends, oh, I used to be obsessed with Dave Matthews and my friends all were too. And I would say, oh, I'll just like meet him someday and like get to, I'm going to tell him like how I feel. And they were like, how would you meet him? And I'm like, well, I'm going to be famous. And they were like, what?

And I think I did it, that's what, why my, when I was in high school, I used to just tell my friends, oh, I used to be obsessed with Dave Matthews and my friends all were too. And I would say, oh, I'll just like meet him someday and like get to, I'm going to tell him like how I feel. And they were like, how would you meet him? And I'm like, well, I'm going to be famous. And they were like, what?

They just like, I remember their incredulousness of like that I thought that. And it was so obvious to me that that was going to happen and that I'll be in his sphere forever.

They just like, I remember their incredulousness of like that I thought that. And it was so obvious to me that that was going to happen and that I'll be in his sphere forever.

They just like, I remember their incredulousness of like that I thought that. And it was so obvious to me that that was going to happen and that I'll be in his sphere forever.

Yes and no. I mean, I think that's what I started pursuing initially in high school when I was like, how am I going to get... How am I going to meet Dave Matthews? I got to get... That was my real goal of being on TV. That's the only way I could be in his sphere. And when I met him, I said the word sphere several times. I tried to be in your sphere. It was really embarrassing.